”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
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